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Lax · Post by **Lax** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:13 pm

I like the parts of the safehouse thread that talk about packets being encrypted. Wow encryption. Too bad they dont realize that only applies to showeq. We've got direct, baby!

Fsck · Post by **Fsck** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:25 am

EqMule00 wrote:wow free PR... but I guess the noobs that come here to download the version of MQ2 that the guys over at shithouse talk about are up for a big surprise...

Appearantly, with MQ2 you can warp, force others to join your group, and send rockets to the moon... I need to download a copy, how did I miss thoose features?

Wowzwers! Can it attract women too?!1

Mckorr · Post by **Mckorr** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:29 am

You betcha, and balance the national budget. The 4th ID used MQ2 to locate Saddam!

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:26 pm

I knew it! And they hushed it up on us! I coulda sworn I saw an MQ2 window on the computer screen in the tent.

ml2517 · Post by **ml2517** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:40 pm

Yeah. Rumor is, there was a bunch of guys running around with Palm pilots with a Palm port of the MQ2 code.

Some comments heard in the field were:

"Damn it.. who wrote this script? Put some f'n quotes around those variables." -- Private Johnson commenting on the instructions he recieved from his LT.

"Ok I've run MQAuth.exe and compiled with GCC and it doesn't seem to be working. What now?" -- This individual was soon transferred to the mess hall.

"Looking 4 plat scriptz. Plz send an email to osamabinladen@alqaeda.com" -- This individual is on the Daisy Cutter Christmas List. I sure hope it gets to him before the Holidays are over.

"I have this leet loot code that lets me loot from accross the zone!" -- This Iraqi was soon in the prone position with Pvt. Johnson's boot on his neck. Rumor has it SoE threw a bag on his head and is holding him in Guantanomo Bay.

Spanky_Monkey · Post by **Spanky_Monkey** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:13 pm

Normally, I keep pretty quiet and to myself, but DAMN this is some funny shit. I'll add mine:

I have written 2 plugins, first is the MQ2grow3inches... Plugin makers yer johnson longer overnight, I also wrote the MQ2powerballnumbers winning powerball lotto number generator. No I will not trade you leet exploits, yes, I have done your mom.

Pax.

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:50 pm

I knew someone'd been messing with the cheese in my fridge. Ya see, I'm merely a spore. I came from the biggest ball of cheese in wisconsin, and have since, saved as many cheeses as I can meunster.

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WOW!