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<Snow_ZzZ> 3 different people updated the offsets and they all got the same results but they did not work.. there is a problem with eq.exe and MQ
<Drear-Angel> wow... aren't you a genious
<Drear-Angel> they changed the way eq WORKED!
<Drear-Angel> not just a bug fix
<Snow_ZzZ> well arent you a sociable, humble person!
<Drear-Angel> you want sociable?
<Drear-Angel> goto a mall
<Drear-Angel> stand in the middle with bondage leather crap and a trench coat
<Drear-Angel> see how socialable people are to YOU!
<Drear-Angel> now, try and talk to strangers
<Drear-Angel> little kiddies
<Drear-Angel> ask them if they want taffy
<Drear-Angel> see how their parants react
<Drear-Angel> write it down
<Drear-Angel> don a white lab coat for your black trench coat
<Drear-Angel> ask random old people if they 'eat the eggs of other dinosaurs'
<Drear-Angel> jot it down on a neat little white piece of paper
<Drear-Angel> make it look very scientific
<Drear-Angel> now, don the trench coat
<Drear-Angel> and put the lab coat over it
<Drear-Angel> so the end of the trench coat hangs out
<Drear-Angel> go and ask random security guards if they'll take you to the roof
<Drear-Angel> when they tell you they won't
<Drear-Angel> bring out a set of hand cuffs and a chain that you hook to your ringed collar
<Drear-Angel> see what they do
<Drear-Angel> now, after all this. ask a random employee to see the mall manager
<Drear-Angel> or at least his phone number
<Drear-Angel> call him up
<Snow_ZzZ> are you alright?
<Drear-Angel> and tell him that his daughter exists
<Drear-Angel> you know
<Drear-Angel> you don't have a body
<Drear-Angel> you are a brain in a bucket
<CyberTech> you can't get those minutes back you know. they're gone forever, wasted on useless drivel
<Snow_ZzZ> i concur
<Drear-Angel> being fed fantasies, sensations, etc through chemicals and and electriic pulses
<Drear-Angel> now,
<Drear-Angel> prove my statement isn't true
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<l124rd-tweakin> after you have done this, go and write an IM to the president
<l124rd-tweakin> ask him why he has hair
<l124rd-tweakin> then ask him if he has armpit hair
<Snow_ZzZ> why would i write a letter to a foreign leader?
<l124rd-tweakin> after he says yes/no/whatever go and run in circles in your back yard
<l124rd-tweakin> yelling, 'bonzai!'
<l124rd-tweakin> after you have done this
<l124rd-tweakin> there will be a grassless area there
<Ssava> this sux
<l124rd-tweakin> then you can write a letter to YOUR country's leader
<l124rd-tweakin> and ask him why I am tweaking
<l124rd-tweakin> I don't like tweaking
<l124rd-tweakin> its all tweaking
<Snow_ZzZ> i think you'd have to be psychologically screwed to pull this off.. or a star trek fan
<Ssava> 124 you are on a roll =P
<l124rd-tweakin> and it has many many pieces of fire in your toast
<l124rd-tweakin> You know, kinives are useful
<l124rd-tweakin> they can do many things
<l124rd-tweakin> some things as sinful as cutting through flesh
<l124rd-tweakin> or as innocent as buttering toast
<l124rd-tweakin> but you know
<Snow_ZzZ> whacha tweaking?
<l124rd-tweakin> that toast isn't even innocent
<l124rd-tweakin> trying to commit suicide from the nice fluffy bread it was
<l124rd-tweakin> *sigh*
<l124rd-tweakin> you always wonder about the time
<hospital> that brought a tear to my eye
<l124rd-tweakin> is there really 2 times it says 7:11?
<l124rd-tweakin> i mean, how many people actually look for it?
<hospital> come back fluffy bread! dont do it!
<l124rd-tweakin> i always go "hey, its 7:10" and the next time i look,
<l124rd-tweakin> its 7:12 or 7:15
<l124rd-tweakin> all those people find the 7:11 time
<l124rd-tweakin> i don't think it exists
<l124rd-tweakin> its kinda like hte gardne gnomes in my back yard
<l124rd-tweakin> always hunting those damn sewer rats
<l124rd-tweakin> i played an emulater of that once
<Ssava> ....
<l124rd-tweakin> i think it was called everquest
<l124rd-tweakin> but thats beside the point
<l124rd-tweakin> 'i can never catch them!
<l124rd-tweakin> i find mice/rat corpses on my front porch
<l124rd-tweakin> and people are always saying 'those are your cats'
<l124rd-tweakin> but i really dissagree
<Snow_ZzZ> please stop now
<l124rd-tweakin> it has to be those darn garden gnomes
<l124rd-tweakin> you want me to stop?
<l124rd-tweakin> why would you want that?
<hospital> do young kodiaks always judge ogres amiably?
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<Snow_ZzZ> because your story would be more enjoyable if it wasnt a continuous ramble
<l124rd> whe!
<hospital> a jackal, a shadow wold a young kodiak all amiable
<l124rd> I think i'll paste that ramble into the thread
lazmic, New UI and why l124rd needs therapy.
<Snow_ZzZ> on and on you go, and for what? there's nothing to show
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<l124rd> theres a damn ramble
<l124rd> how do you feel
<l124rd> walking to school and back
<l124rd> or whatever
<l124rd> the first day
<l124rd> nothing to show but some handouts
<l124rd> here is the same
<l124rd> nothing to show but a log
<l124rd> but this time
<l124rd> you may have canged peoples minds!
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