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Now that scared me, **run and hides under her pillow**L124RD wrote: Salutations,
As they enter through my front door and onto the mat I shall spring at them from behind a corner in the hall. My right hand shall be raised with a knife and my left holding a broken door nob. I shall charge toward them and hug them, the knife slipping under their right shoulderblade, and the door nob hitting them hard in the middle of the spine. I shall remove both blade and broken door nob and let his now coldening body slide down mine onto the floor. I reach out with my right hand and hit the door stop, the floor mat the guest was once standing on falling in, disposing of the corpse. As for you my young reader, I wouldn't suggest going to see your wife today. She knows all your secrets, even the one about the girl whom meets you at the bottom of the stairs each day after work. Though you might disagree its an affair, she thinks it is. She is waiting for you today, waiting to treat you as a guest.

