USER:
http://alice.virtualitas.net/talk?user_ ... nput=Wrong
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
That is a very original thought.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
USER: No I didnt
ALICE: Please don't argue with me.
USER: Have you heard of crack?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
USER: The white kind
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
USER: I want to play EverQuest till my brain explodes
ALICE: Tell me the rules.
USER: You run around and kill stuff senselessly to fill a yellow bar while wasting countless hours of your time.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: user said I run around and kill stuff senselessly to fill a yellow bar while wasting countless hours of my time.
USER: You do?
ALICE: When do I do it?
USER: All night!
ALICE: That seems like a long time.
USER: Not if you like it.
ALICE: That seems unlikely.
USER: Then why no sexor?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
USER: Do tell
ALICE: Ask Chatbot if it does.
I will search for it.
USER: Chatbot will you tell me?
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
USER: Pornos
ALICE: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
USER: I hear tux likes gay pornos
ALICE: Who is saying tux likes gay pornos ?
USER: Everyone is!
ALICE: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
USER: Does tux like all pornos then?
ALICE: I think it does tux like all pornos.
USER: Thats horrible
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
USER: Do you like pornos?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I like to talk about movies and music.
USER: Working with people huh?
ALICE: Yup. What kind of people are you talking about?
USER: Normal people ofcourse
ALICE: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
USER: Isnt being streight expected?
ALICE: About what you would expect.
USER: I see
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
USER: Is tux normal?
ALICE: It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
USER: I dont think tux is normal
ALICE: And why not?
USER: Because he is a penguin
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I don't know very many penguin.
USER: Would you try it with a penguin?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to try it with a penguin.