MQ HAIKU Thread

Fippy · Post by **Fippy** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:55 pm

MQ is broken again
the RPG Expert noobs will whine
Flame them flame them all

truncheon · Post by **truncheon** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:26 pm

A Haiku is 5/7/5, your first line has seven syllables and your second has nine.

Emergency patch
Blind without MQ2Map
Sad puller am I

peaches · Post by **peaches** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:30 pm

you sure about that?
bad haiku makes babies cry
the crib is flooding

edit: oh someone beat me to it

Fippy · Post by **Fippy** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:36 pm

Yeah Yeah OK so I took the acronyms for 1 syllable. I also didnt mention a seasonal phrase which neither of you two did either

truncheon · Post by **truncheon** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:40 pm

Emergency patch
Blind without MQ2Map
Spring blossoms bleed green

HAPPEH?

Fippy · Post by **Fippy** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:51 pm

lol better.

Amadeus posts
The cherry blossoms will bloom
Where was it I died

Mimatas · Post by **Mimatas** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:58 pm

Good lord this is bad
you guys need to get a life
then again me too

truncheon · Post by **truncheon** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:20 pm

you missed the seasonal reference =(

Maybe:

Summer sun outside
you guys need to get a life
then again me too

?

aChallenged1 · Post by **aChallenged1** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:36 pm

Raining upon
The feacal filled heads
Flame and hell

TheWarden · Post by **TheWarden** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:50 pm

These stupid haikus
Make Jesus cry tears of blood
Oh, and it's summer

Hehe

magictiger · Post by **magictiger** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:21 pm

Tiggy is angry.
New offsets all summer long.
Sony, eat a dick.

cronic · Post by **cronic** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:27 pm

MQ2LinkSearch
Lucy's every item
Donate to the devs

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ap50 · Post by **ap50** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 5:04 am

TheWarden wrote:These stupid haikus
Make Jesus cry tears of blood
Oh, and it's summer

Hehe

Thanks mate, I went to bed chuckling and didn't stop til I fell asleep, that "Oh, and it's summer" line just cracked me up.

Fippy · Post by **Fippy** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 5:12 am

ap50 wrote:
TheWarden wrote:These stupid haikus
Make Jesus cry tears of blood
Oh, and it's summer

Hehe
Thanks mate, I went to bed chuckling and didn't stop til I fell asleep, that "Oh, and it's summer" line just cracked me up.

hehe been making me grin for an hour now :)