MacroQuest64

Need the community to come together and help flesh out this HOWTO, folks. Here is what I have so far. All of them are *verified* methods that I have witnessed (or done myself) in #macroquest.


How To Piss Off DKAA:

1. Ask a series of vague yet complex questions, and then when he finally breaks down and asks, "Okay, what are you trying to do?" Tell him you are trying to do something completely unrelated to the questions you were previously asking him.

2. Announce in a frustrated manner that you have "searched everywhere" and can't find an answer to a question that he is -sure- is well documented in the manual or forums.

3. When, remembering that your question has been answered before, he criticizes your searching abilities, assure him that you truly did search thoroughly and that your question really isn't documented.

4. When he proves to you that your question actually IS clearly answered in the manual, by searching through it himself and finding the answer in 0.5 seconds, angrily accuse him of attempting to engage in an internet-penis size competition with you.

5. Make a list of methods to piss DKAA off, and then post it on the forums.

6. Angrily attempt to engage in an internet-penis size competition with him.

Pretty sure I got this one hands down... and thats just be me 8)

7. Check his name at SourceForge, notice "he" is listed as "Jane Doe", and wonder how "he" can even compete in an internet-penis-size competition

Wow DAA isnt a guy....

in that case

8. Presume by his information listed on profile that he's a she and constantly send "her" cyb0rz via PM. Presuming you are a guy..or a lesbian..

9. Call her a hot-assed milf and offer your body up for sexual slavery. Then assert that you have limitations such as distance from said master, that keep you from giving it your all.

10. Insist that he is, in fact, a he, and that he's really just fooling himself.

Draekz wrote:Wow DAA isnt a guy....

I honestly don't know... and I doubt DKAA is gonna tell us, simply to avoid 8 and 9.

Ewww... I couldn't imagine making comments like that to another dev...
I've thought of DKAA as male the entire time even though I had seen the Jane Doe thing way back...
Besides, I didn't think a female would use a name that implies they don't know everything...

For those of us with sexual experiences with her, we all know the truth.

Though she *does* have man boobs.

............ w00000t!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it Elric... I'm going to get you a custom rank gif... 5 slices of swiss instead of stars

Well, I think this is one of the best threads I have read in here in a while. :)

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Plazmic wrote:Besides, I didn't think a female would use a name that implies they don't know everything...

True.

I've always made the assumption that all the devs are male, because of the names and because it makes it easier to treat everyone equally.

I treat everyone equally as well; I pinch amadeus on the ass the same way i do with DKAA. They just don't respond quite the same way.