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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:04 am
by Lane
You got some rymes, I'll give you that
but your bitch ass lyrics are smelling like scat.
Come on now punks, put yo tracks down
it's the slams that are key and you gots not to clown.

Get off of your fat asses, I'm sure EQ had helped that
and start the dissin and jabbin with the smack in the hat.
Ya, the smack in the hat, he will get your ass high
like a dragon in eq with neg resists as da spells fly.
You can hack and slash all you want in the game,
but if you gona come out betta not be lame!

-Lane

This is kinda fun. :) Of fuck.. Cheese!

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:58 am
by Oid
Oh thank god, cheeses is back.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:18 pm
by Glasscoin
What's black and blue and doesn't like MQ?
The dev I keep in my basement.

Finally, I'm in the cheese thread!

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 6:24 am
by icon
What the fuck was that shit?
Can't you count your beats?
Got a job? then don't quit,
cause your rhymes are fuckin weak.

Here's a tip from your icon
to make your shit sound straight
if line A has six syllables
line B needs less then eight.
Can't just throw it in whenever,
cause your rhyme comes way too late.

If your rhymes are really fiesty,
but the beat is off by one,
the shit will still flow nicely
without ruining all the fun.

Now you know the flow,
the way rhymin sposed to go
cause I'd rather see you get it straight
then watch your lines just grow.

Next time just don't step,
don't bring it to the master,
free tips are done now prep,
further tries will be disaster.

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that second to last one sounded more like a limerick then a freestyle. I need to stop busting these out at 5:30am...

EDIT: almost forgot: CHEESE!

- Icon

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:21 am
by Lane
/bow icon...


CHEESE!

-Lane

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:36 pm
by Oid
random no-content post count bump post in cheese.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:31 pm
by Plazmic
Oid wrote:random no-content post count bump post in cheese.
I think "BUMP!" would have worked fine =)

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:36 pm
by Elric
Dude. All you asiagos that aren't bumping CHEESE.. need to go to another thread.

This is for CHEESE only. It'd be gudda of you to find another thread to post-whore in. Leave it to those of us who can munster the courage to post about cheese and keeping the valancey of this thread in proportion.

The power of cheese

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:10 pm
by Zak
Just cause you think that you are Gouda doesn't mean that you stinky Swiss fuckers need to cut me down for being American... :roll:

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:55 am
by Elric
Do the who in the what now?

=P

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:25 pm
by Zak
The culture in here stinks,
Swiss logic is full of holes.
I know that most do think,
That gouda tastes good on rolls.

You can trim off the parts,
That grow fuzzy with green mold.
It’s still good at the heart,
Yes its worth its weight in gold.

Cheese!
:P

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:17 am
by Oid
hmm, i guess "BUMP" coulda worked... but just no style in "BUMP"

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:34 pm
by El
CHEESEbump!

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:04 pm
by icon
..."swiss logic is full of holes"...

...best...line...ever.

Mad props to you.

- Icon

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:26 pm
by icon
Come on Lane, waiting for you to come back at me... It's been forever now and I'm still waiting. Don't tell me you are already scared away?

- Icon