MacroQuest64

I like cheese.

what kind?

Plazmic wrote:Ok, I'm really bored... I just might redo the entire normal rank system to be cheese based intead of mob based.... mild cheddar, swiss, bleu, etc ?

please dont forget Oka cheese..

I like munster and chedder. 8)

Swiss, feta and mozarella

Come on lets keep this interesting.

Someone else bust a freestyle, lets see the sk1llz y0!

Threads gettin boring and its the same old shit
so come meet my challenge and beat the rhymes I spit.
My shits not that good, but no one else will try
even if you get embarassed you wont fuckin die.
It's the INTERNET, where no one gives a fuck,
the challenge should be met, even if you suck.

Always start with something lame, as long as it rhymes, keep making up nonsensical crap for the first few lines as long as they rhyme easily, just to get your mouth flowing, then just start bustin out more serious shit. It's easier then it seems. For an example of starting with something stupid to get into the flow, see the "plazmic farted" lines on my last freestyle one page previous.

sittin on my laptop watching shit compile,
progress bar is shot and this will take awhile.
Three fucking hours, to fix one mistake,
no one said coding was a peice of cake.

Bad syntax, shitty declarations
global variables, ugly demonstrations.
Books everywhere trying to teach code
hollywood movies like "hackers" do abode.
BS everywhere, no matter where you look.
bad practices and grammar, filling every book.
impossible and dangerous, shit on TV
that if the fans ever tried, they'd never make puberty, you should see,
why this shit has got to stop,
codings not for everyone who's grades always drop.

Employers know jack shit, and hire applications,
ignoring raw skill in favor of presentations.
So many people think they know how shit works,
till they keep fucking it up and point fingers like jerks.
Blame everyone else for the shit they couldn't do,
instead of professionalism, they use "fuck you".
These are the people that we all wanna see go,
they grief in online games, and cheat just for ego.

These are the fuckers, that steal camps in EQ,
claiming thats the rules, and we should all make do.
Well FUCK that SHIT, it's a player-based game,
and the players rules are.. don't be so Fucking Lame.
These are the fuckers, that need to look up "context"
and quit quoting shit from way back when I was on Ex.
The same little shits, being loud in a library,
laughing histerically cause the clerk looks so scary.
Nobody gives a flying fuck that you exist,
so go suck a dick, eat some shit, and enjoy it.

Uhh, can't think of anything more.

- Icon

I want to know why this was locked and by whom.
And I want to know NOW!
=)

w00t. Unlocked again, finally!

rapping about cheese...?

what the in h0ly mother of all that art holy

Woot.

I thought for a second that all was lost
The cheese thread would die, and Icon was the boss.
Now now it is open, Plazmic pulled off a great save
We can a now post about cheese and be brave.

-Lane

You tell em Plaz.

Hell yeah, this thread is back!
should put this on the FAQ
"No locking cheese you hacks"
and "Plazmic is the Mack."

Now this shit's on top,
I thought this shit would flop
thought we've closed down shop,
but now we'll never stop!

Gah that looks more like a poem then a freestyle, I'm too stoned for this shit, I'll come back later.

- Icon

I haven't posted in 1 whole year,
But now i'm back to face the fear
Cheese and EQ my life style,
Can't toss it out, makes me smile,
I know the rap is extremely whack,
Fuck GM's, fuck the job's, fuck grinding,
EQ..................i'm back.

(No real offense is meant, all in good fun)

Your last post date is november third,
that's not a whole year you brainless turd.
quit making shit up just to get heard,
or to make it rhyme with that other word...
..fear was it? you're scared of a game?
come on you must admit, that's pretty damn lame.
every thing I spit, only puts you to shame
after reading that shit, I can't help but flame.

Now time for YOU to start, flip that shit on me,
tear my shit apart, lets see how good you'll be,
Now whatcha gonna do? You gonna come back?
The challenge is on you, can you fuck with that?

Hahaha, lets see what you got! :)

Anyone else also feel free to jump in and rip on lyrics.

- Icon

My roomate wanted to join in:

What the fuck was that, you really think you're slick?
and I bet you thought the post date thing was a really neat trick.
but I'll tell you this, don't quit your day job
cause with this rappin shit, you sound like a gay nob.

You ask him to post some rhymes, then you jump all over his shit
don't post a million times, and get off plazmic's dick.
Brown-nosers are in surplus, just don't step up that fast
with rhymes that have no purpose, other then kissing Plazmics ass.

If you wanna step to me, you know just where I be
come upstairs and see, I'll down you like a tree.

TIIIIMMMMBEEERRRR!!!

- Slacker (Icon's Roomate)