Hello

ahnc · Post by **ahnc** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:29 am

Was wondering if anyone would like to be my friend and help me with a compiled version of MQ2 =)

I know i'm new to the board, but i think you guys(and gals) really have a great community going, and was hoping someone could help me out a little. PM me or anything else ya want =)
thanks again for the site ect.

edit: I have tried getting all the things i need installed to compile it myself, and im not too lazy, but i seem to be retarted in this feild.

Synndic · Post by **Synndic** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:53 am

OH OH !!!!

* ducks waiting for the responses to this one *

magictiger · Post by **magictiger** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:14 am

but i seem to be retarted in this feild.

You failed the MQ2 entrance exam. Just forget that you even heard of the program and save yourself the frustration and banning of your EQ characters.

Fippy · Post by **Fippy** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:18 am

ahnc wrote: but i seem to be retarted in this feild.

Says it all really.

eqjoe · Post by **eqjoe** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:26 am

Did you read, search or do anything before you posted this?

If so, what part of the MQ2 authorization requirements do you not understand?

Fucking noobs...

ahnc · Post by **ahnc** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:01 am

Well, i was hoping for something a little more, but i guess you are the same as all the other "nerd based messageboards"

Yes, i am a fucking noob about this program, i never have used it. However, you are a "n0eub" when it comes to social skills. Thought by the looks of this board it would be different than the rest of them, but it isn't. "ogm uuse guugle u n00b, did u search?"
yes, i did, fuckface. Did you read my post?
Never-fucking-mind, have fun, noobs.

magictiger · Post by **magictiger** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:53 am

Hey, you're the one coming up in here and expecting the code of milk and honey served up to you on a silver platter when what you get is a jug of milk, a glass, and a jar of honey. You provide the spoon.

Hell, there's even step by step instructions on how to compile it.

It's released this way for a reason. It's a good reason. I like it. I wish more things were like this.

dont_know_at_all · Post by **dont_know_at_all** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:43 am

ahnc wrote:Never-fucking-mind, have fun, noobs.

I hate you. I don't even know you and I hate you.

This project is not for people who can't follow instructions.

This project is not for people who don't poke around.

This project is not for people who don't take the time to read the announcements and sticky posts.

This project is not for people who give vague descriptions of their problems.

This project is not for people who whine.

This project is not for people who come in and call contributors names.

This project is not for people who can't take flames when they ask a stupid question.

This project is not for people who need hand-holding to do anything.

This project is not for people who can't deal with the social order established here.

This project is not for people who wallow in self pity.

For all these reasons, this project is not for you.

There are complete dumbasses who couldn't program their own VCRs who manage to contribute and are well respected here. I've seen the stupidest person on the internet get this program running, as painful as that was. So you come here and make one half-hearted attempt to get it running and suddenly it's our fault, even though there are instructions with pictures that are so good, you don't even have to speak English to get it running.

I ask you, no -- I beg you, get to a doctor and have yourself sterilized for the sake of all of us. The thought of one iota of your essence passing on to the next generation fills me with a horrible dread to the point I fear I must take medication.

Adieu, pissant.

Drumstix42 · Post by **Drumstix42** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:07 am

you don't even have to speak English to get it running

Lmao!

mracer · Post by **mracer** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:15 am

is it a bad thing if you dont pass the dkaa checklist?

TheWarden · Post by **TheWarden** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:28 am

dont_know_at_all wrote:I've seen the stupidest person on the internet get this program running, as painful as that was.

I... never knew you felt that way about me before...

Tuna · Post by **Tuna** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:34 am

Ever walk up to a table where 6 people are intensely playing some kind of card game, interrupt them, and demand them to explain the rules of the game to you?

That's socially inept. So are you!

Wow. More socially inept than EQ nerds.

Sorry about your luck.

Caladine · Post by **Caladine** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:36 am

Thank you DKAA, that list is awesome. You should sticky that list on the General boards.

Kambic · Post by **Kambic** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:00 pm

I'd like to see the second post of every newb (the one where they go hysterical because everyone tells them they are an idiot and they go into ballistic defensive mode) as a random quote thing at the top of the board please.

Hello

Hello

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