A pointless thread

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:15 pm

What is the velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

FreQuency · Post by **FreQuency** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:59 pm

African of European?

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:06 pm

AAGGGHHH!

*Flies into the lava pits.*

Raging_Goblin · Post by **Raging_Goblin** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 9:33 pm

He actually asks "What is the velocity of an UNLADEN swallow"

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:05 am

He does?

I thought he said coconut laden.. summinabitch.

Draekz · Post by **Draekz** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:52 pm

damn forgot about this post

its been literally like..years i think since i posted here rofl..i dunno for sure tho

This shoulda been moved to the new macroquest:general forum..or at least hte macro depot lol. Since the original cheese doesnt do squat anymore for moola, it wouldnt be "dangerous" to put it there

Anyway yah..

Draekz

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:40 pm

Well.. noone's updated the code with the new variables or anything.. because noone's really cared.

I guess the reason it's still here and nowhere else is nostalgia, really.

Raging_Goblin · Post by **Raging_Goblin** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:16 pm

Elric, it's your duty, as Cheese Whore, to update Cheese.mac to a working version... doesn't matter if it's good, just has to combine cheese

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:50 pm

Yeah. But if I actually took the time to sit down and TRY to rewrite it.. I might actually learn something. And I *don't* need that.. Well..

And besides that, I'm lazy. Who knows, I might update it, but only because I get bored at times.

Raging_Goblin · Post by **Raging_Goblin** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 10:11 pm

Update it in phases, seperated by a suffecient amount of time that you can't possibly comprehend what you last did, so you rewrite that, until you get frusterated and just write the whole thing in one sitting.

Mckorr · Post by **Mckorr** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:13 am

BTW, the quote is, "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

What is your name?
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
What is your quest?
I seek the Holy Grail.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
I...I don't know! ARRRRRGH!!
How did you know that?
Well when you're a king you have to know these things.

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 9:38 pm

Damnit.

*Loads his CD*

You know you're causing trouble, Mckorr, when you make someone watch Monty Python again just for some random lines.

*Shakes his fist.*

Raging_Goblin · Post by **Raging_Goblin** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:44 am

I made a mistake... Must go back and rememorize!

NewB6987 · Post by **NewB6987** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:58 am

And the answer is 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. As posted Here http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Just thought I would help answer this age old question.

Raging_Goblin · Post by **Raging_Goblin** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:51 pm

A perfectly pointless post full of precisely plagarized proof

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CART-MASTER: Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
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[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART-MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART-MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CART-MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART-MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that then?
CART-MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
CART-MASTER: He hasn't got shit all over him.

A pointless thread

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