KISS Incoming Message generator

rzmonk76 · Post by **rzmonk76** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:43 am

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mq2randomstuff.ini example need to add those " " to the ends of the item code

[incoming]
incoming 1=Luring "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" into camp, club it like a baby seal!
incoming 2="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
incoming 3="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" is French. 'nuff said.
incoming 4="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 Sean " %t " Connery says, 'Your mother's a whore!
incoming 5=A "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" has dishonoured my temple, raped my dog and sh*t on my lawn. It dies this day
incoming 6="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" is looking at your equipment...
incoming 7="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" looks constipated, lets beat the shit out of it!
incoming 8=Yay wipe inc rogues be ready to drag corpses
incoming 9="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" just ruined my mojo and thats not groovy baby.
incoming 10=Mom!....MOM!!! I found "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" outside, can I keep it?
incoming 11="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" INCOMING ! OMFG CAMP A CLERIC ! EVAC ! GET OUT !
incoming 12="Stop your grinnin' and drop yer linen, here comes "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T""
incoming 13=Let's poke "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" with a stick and see what it does.
incoming 14="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" says, "INC a Monk!"
incoming 15="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" is using salsa made in New York City, get the rope!
incoming 16=I went searching for Osama, but all I found was "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T"
incoming 17=My name is Inigo Montoya, "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" killed my father, prepare to die.
incoming 18="I found "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" with naked pictures of your MOM! It is now time for it to DIE!"
incoming 19="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" just put me in a satanic choke hold....Please make it die....
incoming 20=Ok, assist me and paci"
incoming 21=Incoming, "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T", kill it while I hit the bong..
incoming 22="0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T", is all over me like glitter on a stripper!
incoming 23=I just teabagged a "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" and he is very angry!!
incoming 24=Oh look, "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" wants to come over and play!
incoming 25=Do you see a sign out front that says dead "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" storage?
incoming 26=Please give "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" a warm welcome.

sirgijoe · Post by **sirgijoe** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:38 am

enjoy!

Code: Select all


|Incoming.mac
|June 28, 2004
|

Sub Main
   /declare RND int
   /declare INC[40] string
   /varset INC[1] "Luring "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" into camp, club it like a baby seal!"
   /varset INC[2] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
   /varset INC[3] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" is French. 'nuff said."
   /varset INC[4] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 Sean " %t " Connery says, 'Your mother's a whore!"
   /varset INC[5] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" has dishonoured my temple, raped my dog and sh*t on my lawn. It dies this day"
   /varset INC[6] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" is looking at your equipment..."
   /varset INC[7] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" looks constipated, lets beat the shit out of it!"
   /varset INC[8] "Yay wipe inc rogues be ready to drag corpses"
   /varset INC[9] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" just ruined my mojo and thats not groovy baby."
   /varset INC[10] "Mom!....MOM!!! I found "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" outside, can I keep it?"
   /varset INC[11] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" INCOMING ! OMFG CAMP A CLERIC ! EVAC ! GET OUT !"
   /varset INC[12] "Stop your grinnin' and drop yer linen, here comes "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T""
   /varset INC[13] "Let's poke "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" with a stick and see what it does."
   /varset INC[14] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" says, "INC a Monk!""
   /varset INC[15] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" is using salsa made in New York City, get the rope!"
   /varset INC[16] " went searching for Osama, but all I found was "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T""
   /varset INC[17] "My name is Inigo Montoya, "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" killed my father, prepare to die."
   /varset INC[18] ""I found "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" with naked pictures of your MOM! It is now time for it to DIE!""
   /varset INC[19] ""0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" just put me in a satanic choke hold....Please make it die...."
   /varset INC[20] "Incoming, "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T", kill it while I hit the bong.."
   /varset INC[21] ""0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T", is all over me like glitter on a stripper!"
   /varset INC[22] "I just teabagged a "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" and he is very angry!!"
   /varset INC[23] "Oh look, "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" wants to come over and play!"
   /varset INC[24] "Do you see a sign out front that says dead "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" storage?"
   /varset INC[25] "Please give "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T" a warm welcome."
   /varset INC[26] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T likes beef, kill it"
   /varset INC[27] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T is a fucktard, kill it"
   /varset INC[28] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T said fuck yo couch, nuckaz"
   /varset INC[29] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T is inc again,, sigh"
   /varset INC[30] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T has skills, now lets pay the bills on pwn him."
   /varset INC[31] "wtf is this sh*t, just found a 0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T masterbating in a closet"
   /varset INC[32] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T fucked your wife, kill it"
   /varset INC[33] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T is gayer then aids, poon this mofo"
   /varset INC[34] "Rangers and ladies first, assist me on a 0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T"
   /varset INC[35] "AFK, you all will have to kill a 0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T without me"
   /varset INC[36] "I have more incoming messages then Obama has birth certificates"
   /varset INC[37] "kill it we must"
   /varset INC[38] "can I has cheeseburger"
   /varset INC[39] "0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T just got fucked in the butt,, on myspace"
   /varset INC[40] "Chocolate rain, let 0011175-00001-00001-00001-00001-00001DE357C44 %T feel the pain"
   /varcalc RND ${Math.Rand[40]} + 1

   /gsay ${INC[${RND}]}

 /return

cursian · Post by **cursian** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:15 pm

This is normal gamer behavior now? Where did all the men and women go? Nice script, thanks.

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